Farmer Bogey's Almanac: Book 1

1. One should not wear white if they have the runs.2. Do not use Academic Buildings for private affairs for they are public buildings.3. White linens are rarely puked in twice, but there are those who do it more than thrice. 4. Wise rats strain in barracks and practice in their racks. 5. He who is at attention all the time can't be caught unaware.6. Eggnog and tasers do not mix well.7. West Point is the VMI of the North.8. The Naval academy is VMI's wayward cousin, they became smitten with Neptune a little too much.9. Those who do not wash their uniform are likely to be unwashed themselves, throw both in the Maury to save your nose.10. The way of the Sushi line is long and perilous.11. He who stays in his room all day will soon find himself on graduation day without a friend or foe to have made his incarceration worth it.12. Good cadets learn from other's mistakes, and bad ones are seen getting drummed out13. If the question is if you should, then it is a question better left unanswered.14. Live with conscience unblighted, so that in heaven you'll be knighted.15. He who is of the militia often marries quick, not for love, it's money that makes him run double-quick.16. You can quickly find an Academy grad in a room for they will let you know.17. North Virginia blurs the line of the Mason-Dixon.18. VMI now has an Air Force Commandant and Deputy Commandant, the Army Air Corps lives once more.19. To promote Corps fitness, one must expand the Cocke Hall weight room.20. To promote Corps happiness, one must sell beer at Football games.21. Rats don't know much, except being bald, and even then you still see tennis ball heads by October.22. One needs friends outside the Corps like one needs to date outside their family.23. RAH24. To live as a Cadet is to balance classes, Corps obligations, and thoughts of seeing how fast you can make it to first stoop.25. Ring figure is this year and has never happened before nor will it ever happen again.26. RAH